![]() ![]() Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning came upon the two forgotten pillow cases stuffed with cash. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. ![]() ![]() I can't take that risk.”Īn old, stingy lawyer had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can't take it with you.”Īfter much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. The man replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. The undertaker asked,”Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?” The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker told the husband,”You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.” While they were there, the wife passed away. Here we have jokes and humor about the elderly folks in our lives… the so-called “Oldie-Goldies.” Hope you enjoy them and share 'em, too.Ī man and his wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. ![]()
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